I live in a cave by Lake Superior. I eat moss and still listen to 8 track tapes...please tell me what this show is all about and how to meet girls!

The Monday Night Comedy Show has one of those names which usually explains itself. You may notice that following the word "The" is the word "Monday". “Monday” is the first or second day of the week depending on the type of calendar you have (stay wth me here). “Night” is a part of the day when the sun has gone down and shadows fill with the terrors that haunt your dreams. “Comedy” is a type of entertainment that if done correctly makes human beings laugh. “Show” is a thing that happens when people perform in front of other people. When these things come together, they either form a giant robot who fights other giant robots and befriends small children or it becomes a really great variety show featuring the insanely, hilarious, comedic talent that abounds in the Twin Cities. Each week, numerous funny people gather together in an awesome all-ages venue and perform their hearts out for a very sexy looking audience.

[Proven Fact: The MNCS audience is 45% hotter than other Comedy Show Audiences. This is what our marketing guys call a major selling point.]

As far as meeting girls is concerned, we are unable to help you. To be completely honest, if we were ourselves able to meet girls, there would probably not be a Monday Night Comedy Show.

And now, a message from the President

My fellow Americans...distinguished colleagues...and pretty girls: It feels great to be back, and we are overjoyed by the opportunity to share our love of Comedy with YOU!

Please join us this week for a show that will hold you when you are sad and high five you when you do something amazing. Like walk through the doors and support live performance.

Monday, December 21th

OUR CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR SHOW!!!

We might not act like we believe in miracles, but pour enough eggnog down our throats and we will believe in anything. Come celebrate the precious few days until Christmas with The MNCS!

And since this is the season of giving, we will be giving you presents at random! And don't forget the candy! So if you like free stuff, and honestly, who doesn't...show up early to get the best stuff. You greedy, naughty person you.

If free crap doesn't tickle your fancy, how about a photo with Santa? Yep. We personally know The Man himself, and even though he barely behaved himself last week, this week he will be in uniform and ready to take your orders for holiday loot. And he will take a picture with you!

All this and we might even squeeze in some comedy. What? I know, right?!

Comedy from the likes of:
PHOEBE BOTTOMS
TOM STEFFEN
Spoken word by INKY
ZACH COULTER
CHRIS KNUTSON
BRYAN MILLER
A TRIBUTE TO AN ABSENT MASCOT
The triumphant return of BLONDE ON BLOND & JOHN
BOOK CLUB READING
COUNTRY SINGLES
And of course, CINDER KLAUS: BRINGER OF PAIN

Admission is $4 but if you start following us on Twitter, you will get a dollar off every week when we tell you the secret Twitter phrase. Lame, we know. But it still saves you a dollar. And it might just save your life... find us at MNCShow.

Monday, December 28th

OUR PRE NEW YEAR EXTRAVAGANZA!!!

Improv with EMILY SCHMIDT & FRIENDS
TOMMY RYMAN and HIS MOM
Improv with BOY MEETS GIRL
VIC AVIS
BRANDI BROWN
JEFF KROHN
NATE ABSHIRE
BOOK CLUB READING
COUNTRY SINGLES